1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,795 (UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,089 What about her? 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,257 Would you do her if you weren't with Denise? 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,510 -No! -Her? 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:11,928 -No, man. -Why? 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,306 Because, Alex, l already know that you've had sex with both of those girls, 7 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:18,184 -and l would never go where you've been. -Why not? 8 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,353 l'm first string, Alex, and l got first string tastes. 9 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,896 l'd go where you go. 10 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,692 -l know you would. Mmm-hmm. -No! What? No. 11 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,070 -Who's that girl with Denise? -Oh, she's just some transfer student. 12 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,446 She's thinking about coming here next semester. 13 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,615 Denise got stuck showing her around for the weekend. 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,617 MORAN: Holy shit, she doesn't have any arms! 15 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,119 Oh, what's that? 16 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,329 l didn't just make out with three girls in the bathroom? 17 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:39,831 l'm sorry. Are you talking to us? 18 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,125 You don't think l could hook up with any girl here? 19 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,252 -Fifty bucks. -Fifty bucks for what? 20 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,296 You pick out the girl. lf l hook up with her, you pay me 50 bucks. 21 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,092 Fine. Her. 22 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,347 -How far do l have to go? -Second base. 23 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:59,142 -You just lost yourself 50 bucks. -Okay. 24 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,897 -Hey, how's it going? -lt's good. 25 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,067 Hey, Moran, how's this for second base? 26 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,193 (LAUGHlNG) 27 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,778 (CROWD EXCLAlMlNG) 28 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,905 (MORAN AND SHlLO LAUGHlNG) 29 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:18,995 SHlLO: (LAUGHlNG) That's enough ! We need him for the game. 30 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,414 Wait. Does this mean l don't have to pay you? 31 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,447 (ALL CHATTERlNG) 32 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,536 What kind of shit was that? 33 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,874 l have never had a team quit on me like you quit on me today! 34 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,629 l have never lost two games in a row in my entire career! 35 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,548 You're lucky l don't drop all of yous! 36 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,426 l'd be better off with a high school team out there! 37 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,221 Where's special teams? 38 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,558 They return a kickoff for a touchdown, they block a punt! 39 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,561 You call yourself a coach? You suck! 40 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,897 You suck today! And you're fired ! 41 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,066 -Hey. Whoa, Coach. -You stay out of this! 42 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:38,449 l've bled these colors for 1 8 years, 43 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:42,286 and what you did out there today, it makes me sick. 44 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,584 (CHUCKLES) Holy shit, l'm glad l didn't play today! 45 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,713 -Coach is pissed at you guys. -Everybody listen up! 46 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:59,554 Mandatory meeting. 9:00 tonight at the Goathouse. 47 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,556 Pack your bags. 48 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,809 (MOUTHlNG) 49 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,019 Private party, sir. You'll have to go someplace else. 50 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,856 Oh, no, no. l'm the team mascot and this is a team meeting, so. . . 51 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:13,276 Football players only. Strict orders from the captain. 52 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,319 Hey, you guys smell bacon? 53 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,949 -Let's not do this, man. -Yep, definitely smells like bacon. 54 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,535 Maybe we should make some BLT's. 55 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,538 Because he's a pig, and bacon comes from pigs. 56 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,957 Shit! 57 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,459 l'm not. . . 58 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,461 You mark my words, buddy! 59 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:37,091 Gentlemen, welcome to our lock-in meeting. 60 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,304 For the rest of the night, no one comes in 61 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,389 and no one goes out. 62 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,557 Oh ! 63 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,475 Our team has hit a crisis point. 64 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,688 Some bad luck, some sloppy play, 65 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:54,525 and we find ourselves down two games in two weeks. 66 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,654 And, also, my nose was broken in a fight last night. 67 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,116 Can l make a suggestion? l'm totally fine with the whole lock-in thing. 68 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,869 l just hope we can invite some girls, 'cause it's Saturday night. 69 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,414 No girls! We need to exorcise our demons. 70 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,666 We've been unlucky as a team, 71 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,586 and also in our personal lives. 72 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,921 (MORAN LAUGHS) 73 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,841 There's nothing unlucky about you getting your ass stomped by a girl with no arms. 74 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,510 -That was a cheap shot. -She beat your ass. 75 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,597 This is exactly what l'm talking about. What is this, the blame game? 76 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,806 We need to focus! 77 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:29,852 -Wait! l think you're avoiding this whole. . . -And there's no better way to focus 78 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,147 than with a little friendly competition. 79 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,617 lt's the team building Olympics! 80 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,870 MORAN: Those are drugs! 81 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,291 COACH DANlELS: All right, l've asked you here tonight 82 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,293 because l think we need to clear the air. 83 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,504 lt's come to my attention that some of you 84 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,714 have a problem with the way l've been running this team. 85 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,175 So, l'm gonna give you the chance to speak up. 86 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,677 Who wants to go first? 87 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,095 (ALL MUMBLlNG) 88 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,721 All right, l'll go first. 89 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,016 Coach Guisti, l think you're a pussy. 90 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:13,020 The kids like you but they don't respect you because you're a pussy, 91 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,815 and they can smell a pussy a mile away. 92 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,733 Take a shot. 93 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,369 (CHOKES) 94 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,704 (COUGHS) 95 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,125 (SOLEMN MUSlC PLAYlNG) 96 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:45,094 ln 1 942, the Blue Mountain State football team played an entire season 97 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,804 without winning a single game. 98 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,350 At the end of that season, the team gathered in a house much like this one 99 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:54,645 and held the first ever team building Olympic games. 100 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,440 ln 1 943, the team went undefeated 101 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,609 and BMS went on to win its first ever championship title. 102 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,237 Those are the men we honor tonight, 103 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,365 in the hopes that we too can learn from their example, 104 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,659 and overcome our own bad luck. 105 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,494 l suggest the girls one more time. 106 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,790 lnside of this helmet are many drugs. 107 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,462 Each member of this team will pick a drug out of this helmet 108 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:20,963 and ingest it. 109 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,424 You do not get to choose your drug. 110 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,343 Whichever the Gods decide you shall have, you will take. 111 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,846 We will then split into two teams. 112 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,308 Upperclassmen versus Lowerclassmen. 113 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,560 Come forward. 114 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,614 Don't touch the helmet! 115 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,577 (SNlFFS) Mmm. Mmm. 116 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,954 THAD: No, no, no! 117 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,710 -These are for you. -l thought you said the Gods decide. 118 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:04,423 They do. l'm God, and l decide! These are my Olympic games, so take it! 119 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,718 -What is it? -G and V. 120 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:08,844 MORAN: Hmm. 121 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,722 At least it's not heroin, you know. 122 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,768 l don't like it when you call my house late at night 123 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,354 and ask my wife to wake me up 124 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:23,109 just so you could talk about stuff we. . . We could talk about the next day. 125 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,946 -l don't do that. -Yes, you do, Marty. You certainly do. 126 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,284 And l don't think it was fair that you fired Coach Tyler earlier today. 127 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,744 He's a good coach, man. 128 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,038 COACH DANlELS: All right, this is good. Get it all out. 129 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,457 Come on, have a shot. Everybody, have a shot! 130 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:47,299 So, are there any parties tonight? l like to party. 131 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,051 There are no parties tonight. 132 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,637 The school's in a serious state of depression after that game today. 133 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,930 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 134 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,849 Ugh ! 135 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,726 Well, Denise, l'm here. 136 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,274 -Here for what? -To hang out. l know Craig. 137 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,026 l don't know you. l want to know you. 138 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,112 -Do you want to know me? -Not really. 139 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,655 -Do you want a beer? -No. 140 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,574 -Do you want a beer? -Yes, please! 141 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,871 -Holy shit, you don't have arms. -Nope! 142 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,124 Okay, you're drunk. You need to leave my apartment right now. 143 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,421 (GRUNTS) 144 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,632 -That is so cool ! -You need to leave! 145 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,925 You girls want to get wasted with me? 146 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,552 -No. -l do! 147 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,679 But Denise said there weren't any parties tonight. 148 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:34,805 There are parties. 149 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,349 And if we don't find them, we will make our own. 150 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,851 Come with me. 151 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,897 Oh ! We're gonna need to do something about that. 152 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,274 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 153 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,403 Oh, yeah ! 154 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,665 (GROANS lN PAlN) 155 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,375 Shake it off! Shake it off! 156 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,211 lt was just the acid. 157 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,171 l thought l was someplace else right now. l'm not. 158 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,715 (SPEAKlNG RAPlDLY) Because here's the thing about relationships. 159 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,550 You only get out of them what you put in. lt's just a fact! 160 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:12,801 My girlfriend used to beat me up, but so what? 161 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,055 l survived. Did you vote? l voted. Who'd you vote for? 162 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,223 You ever heard of this band Metallica? 163 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,349 (YELLlNG) Yeah ! 164 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,898 Yes! Upper-class wins another one! 165 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,025 Wait. You didn't even measure that. 166 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,652 l measured it with my dick. 167 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,071 That doesn't even make sense. 168 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,243 -Hey, what exactly did you give Craig? -Don't worry about it. 169 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,664 lsn't it the cougar? How the hell did she get in here? 170 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,124 Pauline's having some trouble at home 171 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,502 so l just said she should crash here for a little bit. 172 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,507 Whoa! Wait! What's going on? 173 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,179 -Pauline's gonna bang Shilo. -Hell, yeah ! 174 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,265 Wait. Wait. What? 175 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,892 Our team has been playing bad because somebody here hasn't banged Pauline, 176 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:04,019 and that somebody happens to be Shilo. 177 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:09,358 Wait. Please tell me you didn't set up this lock-in so that Pauline could bang Shilo. 178 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,568 Last year, everyone on the team banged Pauline 179 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,153 and we won a national championship. 180 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,198 This year, somebody's holding out, and that somebody happens to be Shilo, 181 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,950 and we're on the verge of not even making a bowl game. 182 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,952 So you do the math. 183 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,707 -l can't let you do this, man. -l wouldn't go where you've gone. 184 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,377 Well, all right, then. Have fun ! 185 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,005 (LAUGHS) Oh ! Oh ! 186 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,466 MORAN: Enjoy him. SHlLO: My pants are growing. 187 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,428 Holy shit! 188 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,805 Did you call the cops? 189 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,975 -No. Did you? -Larry, did you call the cops? 190 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,393 LARRY: Oh, shit! l called an ambulance! 191 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:48,939 l told you three times today 192 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,483 that the screen pass was a bad idea. 193 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,446 lt wasn't working ! lt completely killed the drive! 194 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,698 Oh, yeah? Well, it would have worked 195 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,284 if your linemen would have executed their assignments! 196 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:01,994 Bullshit! 197 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,912 You know, you have a lot to say tonight. 198 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,957 Maybe you think you should be running the team, huh? 199 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:11,128 l'm not saying that. But l can do a better job than you did today! 200 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,546 (CHUCKLES) 201 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,757 Wrestle me for it. 202 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,425 -l'm sorry? -You heard me. 203 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,052 Wrestle me for it. 204 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,930 You pin me, and you get the keys to the kingdom. 205 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,729 All right. 206 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,522 (ALL CHEERlNG) 207 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,024 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 208 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,743 All right, watch it. 209 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,495 (MUSlC CONTlNUES) 210 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,330 (CHEERlNG CONTlNUES) 211 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,543 -ls this where the party is? -Yeah. 212 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,005 lf we were in there, it would sound so much funner out here. 213 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,467 We should try to sneak in. 214 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,012 You have the greatest ideas and l'm gonna use them. 215 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,807 You're helping me. Give me a boost. 216 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,559 Just give me the hip. Yeah, there we go. 217 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,898 Let me get my backpack on it. 218 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,361 (MOANlNG) 219 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,532 So that's why Denise wasn't invited. 220 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,746 -See anything cool? -Kind of. 221 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,623 Hey, l'm gonna go ahead. . . 222 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,168 l'm gonna go ahead and pee from up here, so look out, all right? 223 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,504 Come on, you pussy! 224 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,466 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG) 225 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,634 Oh, damn ! 226 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:45,097 -COACH DANlELS: Get off me! Get off me! -You've lost your edge, Marty! 227 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,434 And we all know you dye your hair. You can't hide your age anymore. 228 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,853 lt's a rinse, you asshole! 229 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,189 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 230 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,399 (GROANS) 231 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,359 -Winner! -Yes! 232 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,904 Wait, wait. Stop! Stop cheering ! 233 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,323 We're supposed to be building the team. 234 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,784 Right now we're divided into two teams 235 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,787 and we need to be one team. 236 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,707 He's right! No teams! 237 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,208 No. No, wait. One team. 238 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,546 One team and no teams. One times zero is always zero teams. 239 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,343 Let's go play football one team ! No teams! 240 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,637 lt's football, guys. l'm pretty sure you need two teams, 241 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,306 you know what l'm saying? 242 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,225 -Everybody into the field ! -(ALL WHOOPlNG) 243 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,685 (SlGHS) 244 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,770 Are you an angel? 245 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,026 Tonight l'm whatever you want me to be. 246 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,821 Well, l think you're an angel. 247 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,031 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 248 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,205 (GASPS) 249 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,920 We're not making a bowl this year. 250 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,421 (SlGHlNG) 251 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,508 What am l doing? 252 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,759 (MURMURlNG) 253 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,135 (SlGHlNG) 254 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,931 What would my father say if he could see me right now? 255 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,642 He'd say l failed him. 256 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,730 He'd probably say the same thing you assholes said tonight. 257 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,065 (SlGHS) 258 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,442 He'd be embarrassed by my vanity. 259 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,654 (SlGHS) 260 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,448 Screw it! 261 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,951 We need to start over! 262 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,912 l'm gonna call Tyler and give him his job back. 263 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,873 And then we're gonna take everything in this locker room, 264 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,668 every piece of equipment, and we're gonna burn it. 265 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,169 We're gonna burn it all ! 266 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,505 SAMMY: Excuse me. 267 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,382 Pills all over the floor. 268 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,469 l'll take this, exchange that out. 269 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,513 Holy cow! 270 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,559 Look at all these drugs! 271 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,852 SAMMY: Oh, my God ! Holy shit! 272 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,230 You dare me to do all of them? 273 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,148 l will help you. 274 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,657 Monica, what do you say after we do all these, 275 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,743 l build you some arms? 276 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:17,624 Sammy, nobody's ever offered to build me arms before. 277 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,750 Really? 278 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,213 -Oh ! What's going on? -You hugging me? Yeah? 279 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,923 Hug you back? There you go. 280 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,925 All right. This feels great. 281 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,936 What now? 282 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,108 We call the boosters and tell them we need all-new shit. 283 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,526 (CHUCKLES) 284 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,654 (PLAYERS WHOOPlNG) 285 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,864 Yeah ! 286 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,997 (lNDlSTlNCT CHATTER) 287 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,374 (LAUGHlNG HYSTERlCALLY) 288 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,800 -Hey, Coach. . . -You see this? You know what this is? 289 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,511 lt's a new beginning for all of us. 290 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:15,140 See, 'cause what happened in the past stays in the past, 291 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,976 and what happens in the future is only gonna be good. 292 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,811 You guys come here to play football? 293 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,313 -Yes! -Yes, sir. 294 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,900 Well, have at it. Come on, guys. Let's go inside and call our ex-wives. 295 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,235 All right, we're gonna play football with no teams. 296 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,113 Oh, man. Look, l told you, you gotta have teams. 297 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,824 No, it doesn't matter. We're gonna play football. 298 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,701 We're playing for the gold medal. 299 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,119 Set the game clock! 300 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,213 Blue 1 8. Blue 1 8. 301 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:51,009 Wait, wait, wait! Am l on offense or defense right now? 302 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,553 -Hey, we're being followed ! -PLAYER 1 : Go! 303 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,600 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG HYSTERlCALLY) 304 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,770 -Hmm. -PLAYER 2: l'm open ! 305 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,189 Oh, yeah, baby. . . 306 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,110 Oh ! 307 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,695 (GROANS) 308 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,864 You're my angel ! You're my angel, baby! 309 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,741 -Are we done yet? -(CHUCKLES) 310 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,953 (MOANS) 311 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,165 Okay, next touchdown wins. 312 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,711 Or loses. Doesn't matter. 313 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,046 We've only been out here for like 1 0 minutes, man. 314 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,464 Set. Hike! 315 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,593 Oh ! What did you do that for? Now they got the ball. 316 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,011 (SNlCKERS) 317 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,014 The teacher has become the master. 318 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,728 -l'm sorry. What's that? -The teacher has become the blaster. 319 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,400 l have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say to me right now. 320 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,155 lt's the team building Olympics. 321 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,913 Blue 28. Blue 28. 322 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,039 (SNlFFLlNG) 323 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,416 Set. Hike! 324 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,341 Wait! ls that a good thing or a bad thing? 325 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,261 Block for me! Tackle me! 326 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:17,763 Block for me! 327 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,936 (PANTlNG) 328 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,271 (GRUNTS) 329 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,328 (SCREAMS) 330 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,125 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) 331 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,712 (CONTlNUES SCREAMlNG) 332 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,966 (LAUGHS) He's coming back this way. 333 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,594 Hell, no! You're headed the wrong way, man ! 334 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,137 (CONTlNUES SCREAMlNG) 335 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,556 (GROWLlNG) 336 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,236 Wait. Wait. Block for him ! 337 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:15,821 Block for him ! 338 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,119 (LAUGHlNG) 339 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,670 (ALL CHEERlNG) 340 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,839 -Are you okay? -What happened? 341 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,967 You just gave me the night of my life, that's what happened. 342 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,343 That was a touchdown. 343 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,303 (LAUGHS) We did it! 344 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,763 Help me up. 345 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,057 (ALL LAUGHlNG) 346 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,600 (LAUGHlNG) 347 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:50,856 Monica, l wish that l could rip my arms off and give them to you sometime 348 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,357 so maybe you could call me. 349 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,235 -My phone voice dials. -Even better! 350 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,177 (SlGHS) 351 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,269 Will he remember? 352 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,521 (SCOFFS) He won't remember a thing. 353 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,064 But it did happen, right? 354 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,358 Trust me, it happened. 355 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,863 You won't have to worry about luck for a long time. 356 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,948 Good. (CLEARS THROAT) 357 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,910 We need to start winning again.